Beer Monkey

Time Flies (when you are not posting articles)

AntAdmin — Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:46:57 +0000

We have been busier than a rabbit on Viagra

Some awesome new classics and redesigns of some old stalwarts.

Get them while they are hot at a Big Blue near you.

Fokken Awesome New T-Shirts

AntAdmin — Wed, 06 May 2015 16:30:15 +0000

Pummmmpuruuuumm!!!! Pumpmmmpruuuummmm!!!

OK. OK. It is hard to replicate fanfare in the written word but it was worth a try.

In the most anticipated event in the T-shirt world since Joseph shortened his technicolour dreamcoat, Beer Monkey has some brand spanking new designs.

These T-shirts are filled with more awesomeness than that fat panda who knew Jujitsu.

So with much pomp and aplomb I present the Allergies and Jozi designs.

Get them while they are hot (which will be forever) at a Big Blue near you.

Allergies

Jozi

Brand Spanking New Designs

AntAdmin — Sun, 12 Apr 2015 08:35:26 +0000

The first in the series of new designs. I say series but I mean 2 new designs.

In the tradition of our Jammer and Poephol designs we bring you Allergies. Onnoselheid is such a cool word. Almost as cool as Naaldekoker which is probably the best Afrikaans word. Ok maybe Naaimasjien… A debate for a later stage.

So I present Allergies. Soon to be in a Big Blue near you.

keep your eyes on the site for the next design to be unveiled in the next week.

Pubs and Beers

AntAdmin — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 14:26:05 +0000

Beer Monkey is back on the line. After only a few years in the cyber wilderness. Obviously our eraly success went to our heads and all the woman, drugs and parties kept us too busy to do the on the line stuff. After some motivation from my sponsor Keith Richards we are easing our way back. Back street back alright. OK forgive me.

Anyway we are going to revive the old pub review. Focusing on all things beer with a focus on craft beer. We are targeting the Hipster Rupee (Hipsters are too cool to use regular currency). So without further ado.

Review – The Irish Ale House, Broederstroom

This is little micro-brewery run by a hybrid Boer Leprechaun. A boerechaun. Which is even less common than a unicorn.

But I digress. This is a very rustic spot. A couple of shacks with some benches. But right up my alley.

The owner brews his own beer but pretty much decides what he feels like so you are never really sure what will be on tap. And the beer is a bit hit and miss but generally hit. They also normally have something on tap from one of the other local microbreweries.

They do serve a great pizza. The vibe is very cool. And at weekends I have seen some cool tjunes.

All in all I give it 4 out of five bananas. Loses a banana as there a rarely any hot lasses around.

Golden Oldies

AntAdmin — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 09:54:14 +0000

You can get some golden oldies now at T-Terrorist on 4th Avenue Parkhurst.

Get them while they are hot…..

New Stockist

AntAdmin — Thu, 05 Mar 2015 06:04:37 +0000

OK so fellow Jozi Beer Monkey fans we have a venue where you can get some of the older and some of the new designs.

Head through to T-shirt Terrorist on 4th Avenue Parkhurst.

Lekker

New Skollie Design

AntAdmin — Sun, 23 Nov 2014 17:58:28 +0000

We are all a bit Skollie so here is a new design.

Very limited run at the moment.

But if you are keen then let us know and we will do a bigger run,